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College Football Top Ten
Last year we had a series of articles about who we thought were the top ten teams in college football. It seemed to go over well and I had good intentions of getting this particular article up last Monday. Where did Monday go? Anyway, here’s the top ten as voted on by the Voice contribution staff.
THE SEC MENU – BBQ AND CUPCAKES
The first slate of SEC games is so embarrassing that I am tempted to just skip it. There is more lame shit and gutless behavior here than at a Glen Beck concert. LSU has a good game, as does Vandy. Mississippi State probably isn’t far out of their weight class. Other than that, the league should be ashamed. If I was ESPN, I’d want some of my money back. It is like the girl said to the flasher, “It looks like one, but I remember them being bigger.” Well this looks like a schedule, but it is just an excuse to get drunk and wear ugly clothing.
Creek vs. Musket – Return of the Gamblin’ Men in 2010
Creek 0-0: This is coming in the nick of time. The lizards are starting to gnaw at my brain. One more week without college football and I might be last seen taking a stolen Chevy off of Mt. Le Conte into the blue Tennessee sky, totally naked and with Jerry Lee blaring at full blast [...]
The Freshest 15 For the 2010 Season: #10
10. Arkansas – That’s right, I bought the hype. Or, am I the one that created it. I’ve seen firsthand the destruction left by Bobby Petrino both on the field as a head coach for Louisville, and in his wake after departure from the Cardinal program. He didn’t last in the NFL not only because the players were big enough to eat him, but because they made enough money to also afford disposable methods for handling human bones. That’s what scared him the most. Petrino decided to take his footballs and go back to the college level.
The Freshest 15 for the 2010 Season: #11
#11. Houston – Normally a team with the ability to average ten touchdowns a game would be a shoe-in for the title game. The Cougars, however, completely forgot that defense is a significant part of college football game planning. Either that, or the Cougar defense was so brow-whipped in practice by Case Keenum and his offensive marauders, that their confidence melted against opponents like butter in the microwave at the first sign of a push. How bad? Real bad. How bad exactly? Houston’s defense put out like a drunk, coked-up escort at a swinger wedding.
The Freshest 15 for the 2010 Season: #12
12. West Virginia – This fall the title starved eyes of West Virginia fans will feast upon the best team fielded in Morgantown since the infamous 2007 season. The weight of the shiny, silver serving platter has been placed firmly on the shoulders of sophomore, and first year starter, Geno Smith. His level of play could literally propel West Virginia into not only Big East, but even national title contention.
Yet Another Interview
Humorous interview with an “Auburn Super Fan”.
THE INTERVIEW: PART II
by NC and WP This week we turn the tables. Bama fan Nat Champ interviews Ohio State Superfan, Woodrow Pryor. NC: OK, big boy, question number one – When will Ohio State make black socks and sandals part of their official uniform? WP: It won’t happen this year…because the Buckeyes are going to be National [...]