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On the Sideline
THE SEC MENU – BBQ AND CUPCAKES
The first slate of SEC games is so embarrassing that I am tempted to just skip it. There is more lame shit and gutless behavior here than at a Glen Beck concert. LSU has a good game, as does Vandy. Mississippi State probably isn’t far out of their weight class. Other than that, the league should be ashamed. If I was ESPN, I’d want some of my money back. It is like the girl said to the flasher, “It looks like one, but I remember them being bigger.” Well this looks like a schedule, but it is just an excuse to get drunk and wear ugly clothing.
THE SEC BREAKDOWN
This is the year of near parity on the field in the SEC, according to those who write about football, but do not actually watch it. Arkansas is as good or better than Alabama. South Carolina will make a (nother) run for the East championship. I don’t know what league the boys in the basement [...]
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL LIST OF LISTS
A satirical list of lists to get ready for college football
THE INTERVIEW: PART II
by "Nat Champ" and "Woodrow Pryor"
by NC and WP This week we turn the tables. Bama fan Nat Champ interviews Ohio State Superfan, Woodrow Pryor. NC: OK, big boy, question number one – When will Ohio State make black socks and sandals part of their official uniform? WP: It won’t happen this year…because the Buckeyes are going to be National [...]
10 WHO MUST LIVE
Not necessarily the nicest or my favorite people in the world, but they do have their place
10- Tim Tebow – Yes even The Bow has a reason to live – money for me. I am presently negotiating a deal to handle Tebow’s off season appearances. I’ll take the usual agent’s 75% and he gets to say God Bless a lot. My plan is to put him in 5 large arenas for [...]
10 WHO MUST DIE
I apologize ahead of time, but my patience with these people has been tested for too long. They must go. 10- Lou Holtz – I know, I know. Why # 10 for the world’s most annoying asshole? Because I have other plans for spittin’ midget, as he’s known on the regional rasslin’ circuit. I plan [...]
Urban Renewal
Coaching at Florida
In one of the strangest events of this football season, Urban Meyer quits, unquits, kind of halfway quits in a 24 hour period. Along the way he had (choose your own number of) heart attacks that he just ignores, is overstressed, loves his family (but not enough to fully commit to them) and grabs back [...]
SEC WEST – WEEK 13
A Week for Rivalries
What a game. Lester has the game handed to him by the zebras on too many occasions to count, then can’t even call a timeout to win it. If I were the suspicious type, I’d think Les had lost everything but his hat to the gas station casino down the street and needed to do [...]