“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.”
“…gave me a damn heart attack ”
“Oregon’s response: Be careful what you wish for.”
“I went to check my mail a few minutes ago and gained more yards than Kentucky did Saturday.”
“Hang onto that feeling , just cling baby cling”
“Mack’s Got Five On It: Grab Your Fozzy; Let’s Get Keyed”
“Who wouldn’t want to see the offensive and defensive wizards of this era match wits?”
“The Herschel Walker and Miami love isn’t his thing.”
“ To be honest I just believe Miles has a six pack of horse shoes shoved up his ass”
“Dooley is a young guy who has apparently, to put it in medical terms, gone bat shit.”
“This is the kind of thing I would expect from Lou Holtz (who probably has a green ceramic leprechaun that he nurses twice a day)”
“Aw hell y’all, it’s only Monday and I’ve already got my geek on!”
“linebackers get called for excessive hits…………im tellin ya….this is gonna be a tea and crumpet game before long”
“Better sign Rich Rod before Ole Miss does.”
“I am crazy but I was in love with Stafford.”
“A Losing Season May Be Forgiven, Provided Thou Hath Beaten Your Traditional Rival And/Or Crushed The National Championship Hopes Of Another Team”
“it looks like the best team in the state of Florida, will be Clemson when they play in the Orange Bowl ….”
“The defense has shown nothing today. They can’t stop the run or the pass, but they make up for it by not giving a fuck.”
“ISU Wins!–this is going to make a mess of the BCS.”
“Nat Moore says, “Furman is a really good team.” Is he drunk again?”
“I hope your dog was smart enough to hide from you today.”
“10-9 Kentucky, holy schnikey!”
“Though I do get the feeling Delaney and Slive are doin’ some ol school tag team wrasslin’.”
“How about that, a Tennessee fan ranking a Lane Kiffin team? I do believe Hell just got a little frosty.”
“UVA wins in spite of what looked to me like double home cooking.”
“ Thou shalt have no other sports before football”
this is my favorite quote … “I went to check my mail a few minutes ago and gained more yards than Kentucky did Saturday.” … … there is a lot of humor in the truth …
Oldman, thanks for putting this together. i’m looking forward to your Big 10 predictions later today.